So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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