I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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