How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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