I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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