pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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