people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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