god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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