I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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