How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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