ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You smell like stripper and shame
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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