is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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