: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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