'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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