Porn is love you can see.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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