Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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