you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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