Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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