do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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