OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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