He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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