Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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