I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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