Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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