but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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