So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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