There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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