I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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