I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
