i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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