now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
