hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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