I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
