How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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