She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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