so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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