she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
