I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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