I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
