Whoa Z and x make the same sound
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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