How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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