Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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