Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
