Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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