im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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