i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
