i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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