Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
