i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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