How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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