we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You may now shotgun with the bride
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
