I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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