This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
